- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Fox News.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Women's rights.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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