Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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