A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Michael Castillo is gay

No.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

obama leadership

BenWuzHear

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Nickelback

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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