Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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hi

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Swag.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Womens rights !

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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