Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Harry Styles

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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yes... that's the joke

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Anti Joke

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