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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Dance is a sport

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Womens rights !

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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