Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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