- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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