- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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