There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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