- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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