Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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