Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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yes... that's the joke

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Harry Styles

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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