- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

trumpy trumpy trump

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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