Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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heads up!

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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