Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Anti Joke

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