Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Michael Brown

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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