- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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