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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Why is pi? Because circles.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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