Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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