- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

What is 6 plus 9? 15.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

what do you call a cow? A cow

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

It’s dead.

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