What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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