A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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^that joke's not funny

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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