Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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