I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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