whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Society.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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