Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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