Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Anti Joke

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