what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Test

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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