Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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