What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A man walks into a pole.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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