what do you call a cow? A cow

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Apple.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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