Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Why did the book disappear?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Anti Joke

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