Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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TOBUSCUS

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yes... that's the joke

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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