what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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