- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Jesus was a good guy

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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