- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Knock knock Come in

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

ME NAME IS JEFF

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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