- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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