Cleveland winning something

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

hi

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

what do you call a gay guy Ej

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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