a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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