Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Flop dog

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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