I hate black people. Because their black.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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