So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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