what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

cancer

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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