What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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your mom died.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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