Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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