Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Shut the cork up!

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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