- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Today is May 18 2016.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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