How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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