Why is pi? Because circles.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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