- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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