- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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