- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Ju... Just why?

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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