Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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