- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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