- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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