knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Jesus was a good guy

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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