What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

one day i went to bed

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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