What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Your mom.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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