What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Get in the car.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Badgers are cool

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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