No.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What time is it? 20:45.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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