- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Gorden Brown.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

i have two hands.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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