I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Republicans

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

lol this is the best joke ever!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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