What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Fox News.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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