How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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redtube

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Land Rovers

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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