Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

cancer

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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