- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Republicans

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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