- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

what do u call a black person by his name

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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