- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What time is it? 20:45.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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