why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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