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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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