What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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