Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Knock Knock! Come in.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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