- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Whats better than 24? 25.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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