Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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