- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Fox News.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

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