What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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