What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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