- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

This is a joke setup.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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