when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Trashcan!

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Jesus was a good guy

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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The Barackness Monster

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What you reading? reading?

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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