your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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A woman walks into a bar.

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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